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World’s Greatest Criminal Alias Belongs to Florida Man, D*ck Face Johnson
1 Aug, 2016. 0 Comments. . Posted By: admin

Of course this happened in Florida! Police recently arrested a man in Largo, Florida and included all of the essentials in the police report that are necessary: age, weight, address, name… which was D*ck Face Johnson. Best. Alias. Ever.

Jeffrey Forrest Poole, 37, was recently arrested after the cops showed up to his house for a reported domestic disturbance. As he exited the home, he said, “I will beat every cop’s a$$!” He stood by his word and attempted to his an officer, but failed, and was forcibly put into the cop car and taken to the local County Jail.

Poole, aka D*ck Face Johnson, has been charged with assaulting a police officer and violently resisting a police officer. He remains behind bars in lieu of a $5,150 bail.

Original article: Florida Man Has World’s Greatest Criminal Alias Ever (Trust Us!)

Image Credit: Huffington Post

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