Of course this happened in Florida! Police recently arrested a man in Largo, Florida and included all of the essentials in the police report that are necessary: age, weight, address, name… which was D*ck Face Johnson. Best. Alias. Ever.
Jeffrey Forrest Poole, 37, was recently arrested after the cops showed up to his house for a reported domestic disturbance. As he exited the home, he said, “I will beat every cop’s a$$!” He stood by his word and attempted to his an officer, but failed, and was forcibly put into the cop car and taken to the local County Jail.
Poole, aka D*ck Face Johnson, has been charged with assaulting a police officer and violently resisting a police officer. He remains behind bars in lieu of a $5,150 bail.
Original article: Florida Man Has World’s Greatest Criminal Alias Ever (Trust Us!)
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